Mum's away and there's no milk so Dad goes to the corner shop and buys some. He is gone for a long time and gets up to some awesome adventures. He meets a dinosaur who is an inventor and they come across pirates, vampires, a man dressed like a cannibal and some space aliens. At least that is what he says happens. His children aren't so sure!

I would rate this book 9 out of 10. It made me laugh my socks off!

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