Last Bus to Woodstock from the Inspector Morse series by Colin Dexter
• "They've found a body, sir," said Lewis
• "Not now, Lewis," said Morse. "I'm listening to #Wagner."
• Morse glowered pensively until the music was over and then left for the pub, bumping into a woman on the way.
• "You're a very pretty lady, aren't you?" said Morse.
• "I'm the murderer, you idiot," thought the woman.
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
• "I wish Nick wasn't such an underachieving loser," thought Amy.
• "I wish Amy wasn't such a stuck-up cow," thought Nick.
• Nick is a horrible person.
• Amy is a horrible person.
• They are both horrible people.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
• "I need to find the Horcruxes ALONE," shouted Harry wearily.
• "We'll never leave you Harry," said Hermione worriedly.
• "You're not his mother Hermione," muttered Ron jealously.
• "I'm dying," whispered #Voldemort morbidly.
• "We've saved the day!" yelled Neville hoarsely.
• "I love you Harry," said Ginny boringly.
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
• "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."
• After some bad dates, single man in possession of a good fortune marries.
The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory
• "Find me a woman who's not barren," growled Henry, clutching his huge and regal codpiece.
• "Will I do, your highness?" breathed Mary Boleyn, her rosebud lips parting with anticipation.
• "Be mine instead, sire," murmured Anne.
• "You'll be beheaded, you adulterous whore!" bawled Henry.
• "May God have mercy," thought Mary as she watched the execution, her milk-white bosom heaving with fear.
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
• WE
• ARE
• ALL
• GOING
• TO
• DIE