1. “Do trousers matter?”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jeremy

2. “I can’t do with any more education. I was full up years ago.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

3. “There’s only so much happiness in the world and they’re hoarding it all.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

4. “Now I know how whatshisname felt when he finished the Mona Lisa. Knackered.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

5. “The old lemon throbbed fiercely.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

6. “You’ve got sarcasm. I’ve got a big gun.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

7. “I was a thing of fire and chilled steel.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

8. “No teas for the beastmaster, thanks.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

9. “Her face was shining like the seat of a bus driver’s trousers.”

   1. Wooster

   2. Jez

10. “Did you slink off to bed before we did the melon-off?”

    1. Wooster

    2. Jez

Solutions

1:A, 2:A, 3:B, 4:B, 5:A, 6:B, 7:A, 8:B, 9:A, 10:B

Scores

1. 0 and above.

   Stiff upper lip, Jeeves!

2. 1 and above.

   Stiff upper lip, Jeeves!

3. 2 and above.

   Stiff upper lip, Jeeves!

4. 3 and above.

   Stiff upper lip, Jeeves!

5. 4 and above.

   Stiff upper lip, Jeeves!

6. 5 and above.

   Very good, Jeeves

7. 6 and above.

   Very good, Jeeves

8. 7 and above.

   Very good, Jeeves

9. 8 and above.

   Right ho, Jeeves!

10. 9 and above.

    Right ho, Jeeves!

11. 10 and above.

    Right ho, Jeeves!