Robin Ince has been raiding charity shops for bad books to ridicule in the name of comedy. The best-judged excerpts are from crustacean horror Night of the Crabs by Guy N Smith, writes Brian Logan
Richard Bacon proves he's still 5 Live's greatest asset, Grayson Perry is guilty of self-indulgence and Philip Larkin's letters make for vivid radio, says Rachel Cooke
Rachel Cooke relishes a fascinating history of chocolate by a member of the Cadbury family… but is more concerned about the fate of her beloved Curly Wurly and Crunchie
Don Paterson's commentary on Shakespeare's Sonnets makes uneasy bedfellows of real insight and an irritating, blog-like overfamiliarity, writes Adam Mars-Jones
Just a series of questions? What if I told you that reading this book was one of the most pleasurable experiences I have had this year, asks Troy Jollimore