1. We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the …

   1. Stars

   2. Bars

   3. Cars

2. I can resist everything except…

   1. Anything

   2. Temptation

   3. Cheesecake

3. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is…

   1. Being sung about

   2. Being reviewed

   3. Not being talked about

4. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be…

   1. Careless

   2. Forgiven

   3. Wrong

5. Nothing that is worth knowing can be…

   1. Taught

   2. Bought

   3. Dreamed

6. Anybody can make history. Only a great man can…

   1. Survive it

   2. Forget it

   3. Write it

7. The truth is rarely pure and never…

   1. Extraordinary

   2. Simple

   3. Clean

8. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong…

   1. Tragedy

   2. Secret

   3. Romance

Solutions

1:A, 2:B, 3:C, 4:C, 5:A, 6:C, 7:B, 8:C

Scores

1. 0 and above.

   A score of no importance

2. 6 and above.

   Perfectly average

3. 8 and above.

   Go Wilde!