And the winner is … London "a must for all fans of vomit … and R&B played through tinny mobile-phone speakers"Photograph: Crap Towns ReturnsIn second place: Bradford, in West YorkshirePhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsThird place goes to Chipping NortonPhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsBlackpoolPhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsBoston, in LincolnshirePhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsCoventryPhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsGreat Yarmouth Photograph: Crap Towns ReturnsGatesheadPhotograph: Crap Towns ReturnsCrap Towns Returns by Sam Jordison and Dan KieranPhotograph: PR