Turn-ons
Uncork the gravadlax, mother – Inspector Förehead's back!
Another expert workout from the Sky Arts brain gym. BYO towel
C5's Fairground Attractions
Something wicked this way comes: seasoned barkers reveal truth behind buggered dodgems, harrowing leisurewear etc
More tales of judicial bloodyawfulness from the Costa Del Dunnit
Turn-offs
Alack, sir, thy integrity is in peril, for thou hast surely mistaken thy periwig for thy scripte
Final reading from the Book of Worzel. This week, inevitably:
Germans
Discovery's Against the Tide
Rhubarbin' lubbers pontificate amid indiff'rent waves an' mellow-harshin' shots o' rheumatism
Featured: putatively buff serfs, snoods at dawn & ZOMG DRAGONZ!!!?! Not featured: a point
