Bond in 1965. What should he be getting up to in 2008? Photo: Everett Collection/Rex Features

Rejoice, Bond fans: a new novel featuring the British hero is to be published tomorrow, more than 40 years after the last one by Ian Fleming came out.

Written by Sebastian Faulks and called Devil May Care, it features James Bond in a cold war adventure - though the exact details of the plot are being kept secret.

The publisher has said that the novel "marks a return to Bond's original character" after many screen adaptations. But surely 007 would have changed over the years?

So, here's a challenge: give us the outline for a new, updated James Bond plot - but keep it snappy: 70 words max.