A non-PC regional stereotype to rival the much-missed Rab C Nesbitt, Sid collects black eyes as readily as the Glaswegian did grubby bandages. It's not exactly Shakespeare, but if Chaucer had been born in North Shields c 1970, he might be writing lines like these: "Ah want the hottest curry what yiz dae"; "Throwing up only gangs ter show ye've had a good neet." "Ye're all talk and nae tackle." The Fat Slags and Roger Mellie are also available.