'Tis of Thee, Edinboro'

I love Edinboro', home to a million shows

But mainly mine!

Town of so many bridges

Yet so few rivers

Everyone's got diseased livers,

And the sun don't shine.

I love the folky arts, manga Shakespeare in the park

And my new show!

I love the Queen's Tattoo,

Tartan shortbread too,

Feel like I'm in Brigadoon, in Edinboro'

I just love Celtic towns - what's that other English town?

Oh yeah, Dublin.

Three cheers for late-night art

Installed on the sidewalk

Every street's a Jackson Pollock, in Edinboro'

When I am president, I'll buy up Holyrood

As a holiday home.

I like it much, much more

Than the Southfork place next door

I know the palace is old. But I don't mind.

I love my many fans, in this sweet Scotchland

Hey! Come see my show!

We'll make a mess of love

You can buy some product,

We'll give thanks to God above, for this fair town!